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Post by vanion on Oct 1, 2008 16:45:54 GMT -5
Let me fill you all in on what happened in deer camp.. After taking 3 days off work and 2 hrs setup camp someone came into camp that night and drained the gas out of our 4 wheeler and my truck into there car and hauled ass.. This pisses me off the law said we couldnt hang these ppl or kill them in away there family members wouldnt know them. anywho im back van
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Post by Cindy*Shard Trouble Maker* on Oct 1, 2008 20:07:45 GMT -5
well that just stinks!!! To bad your mean ole' sister wasn't there with you guys....HEHE
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Post by Astraia on Oct 1, 2008 20:27:16 GMT -5
I think that stealing gas should be a hanging offense, just like cattle rustling or horse theft used to be in the "good ole days". *nods lots* sorry to hear that happened to you Van
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Post by Adol on Oct 1, 2008 21:14:29 GMT -5
Nah stealing gas should be punishable by being drawn and quartered then being force fed some of Cindy's cookies.
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Post by Adol on Oct 2, 2008 8:25:41 GMT -5
ITS THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP I GOT A SWOLLEN HEAD I'M LYING WITH THE DUST BALLS UNDERNEATH MY BED
AN ICY BREEZE IS BLOWING IN THROUGH THE TONGUE AND GROOVE MY PANTS ARE FROZEN TO THE FLOOR AND I'M TOO SICK TO MOVE
I DIDN'T DRINK TOO MANY ONLY THIRTY CANS OF BEER IT MUST HAVE BEEN THAT LAST SHOT THAT PUT ME UNDER HERE
CHORUS: IT'S THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP AND ALL THE GUYS ARE HERE WE DRINK PLAY CARDS AND SHOOT THE BULL BUT NEVER SHOOT NO DEER THE ONLY TIME WE LEAVE THE CAMP IS WHEN WE GO FOR BEER THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP IS THE GREATEST TIME OF YEAR
I REMEMBER PLAYING POKER THAT WEASEL MUSTA WON HE'S WEARING MY NEW SWAMPERS AND SLEEPING WITH MY GUN
HE'S SNORING LIKE A CHAIN SAW THE CAMP SMELLS LIKE A DUMP SOMEONE'S DIRTY UNDERWEAR IS HANGING ON THE PUMP
MUKKUS IN THE WOOD BOX EENERS PASSED OUT ON THE STOVE HIS FLANNEL SHIRT IS SMOKING I WONDER IF HE KNOWS
CHORUS
VITOS CRAWLING THROUGH THE DOOR I THINK HE GOT FROSTBITE HE PASSED OUT IN THE OUTHOUSE AND HE'S BEEN THERE SINCE LAST NIGHT
THEN GOOFUS STUMBLES THROUGH THE DOOR HE SAYS HE GOT A BUCK HE WAS COMING FROM THE WAYSIDE AND HE KILLED IT WITH HIS TRUCK
THEN MUUSTI CRACKS A BEER AND SAYS ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE GOOFUS GOT THE FIRST BUCK SINCE 1968
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Post by Cindy*Shard Trouble Maker* on Oct 2, 2008 16:41:14 GMT -5
Nah stealing gas should be punishable by being drawn and quartered then being force fed some of Cindy's cookies. HEY nobody is getting my cookies, especially a gas thief...HEHE
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